December 26th, 2006

Security: Subject: everyone's doing it Time: 06:21 pm

( ) Rocky Horror Picture Show ( ) Grease (x) Pirates of the Caribbean (x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest ( ) Boondock Saints ( ) Fight Club (x) Starsky and Hutch (x) Neverending Story ( ) Blazing Saddles ( ) Airplane Total: 4 ( ) The Princess Bride (x) Anchorman (x) Napoleon Dynamite ( ) Labyrinth ( ) Saw ( ) Saw II ( ) White Noise ( ) White Oleander ( ) Anger Management (x) 50 First Dates (x) The Princess Diaries ( ) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement Total so far: 8 ( ) Scream ( ) Scream 2 ( ) Scream 3 ( ) Scary Movie (x) Scary Movie 2 (x) Scary Movie 3 (x) Scary Movie 4 ( ) American Pie ( ) American Pie 2 ( ) American Wedding ( ) American Pie Band Camp Total so far: 11 (x) Harry Potter 1 (x) Harry Potter 2 (x) Harry Potter 3 (x) Harry Potter 4 ( ) Resident Evil 1 ( ) Resident Evil 2 (x) The Wedding Singer ( ) Little Black Book ( ) The Village ( ) Lilo & Stitch Total so far: 16 (x) Finding Nemo ( ) Finding Neverland ( ) Signs (x) The Grinch ( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre ( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (x) White Chicks (x) Butterfly Effect ( ) 13 Going on 30 (x) I, Robot ( ) Robots Total so far: 21 (x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story ( ) Universal Soldier (x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events ( ) Along Came Polly ( ) Deep Impact ( ) KingPin ( ) Never Been Kissed (x) Meet The Parents (x) Meet the Fockers ( ) Eight Crazy Nights (x) Joe Dirt ( ) KING KONG Total so far: 26 (x) A Cinderella Story ( ) The Terminal (x) The Lizzie McGuire Movie ( ) Passport to Paris (x) Dumb & Dumber ( ) Dumber & Dumberer ( ) Final Destination ( ) Final Destination 2 ( ) Final Destination 3 ( ) Halloween (x) The Ring ( ) The Ring 2 ( ) Surviving X-MAS (x) Flubber Total so far: 31 ( ) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle ( ) Practical Magic (x)Chicago ( )Ghost Ship ( ) From Hell ( ) Hellboy ( ) Secret Window (x) I Am Sam ( ) The Whole Nine Yards ( ) The Whole Ten Yards Total so far: 33 ( ) The Day After Tomorrow ( ) Child's Play ( ) Seed of Chucky ( ) Bride of Chucky ( ) Ten Things I Hate About You ( ) Just Married ( ) Gothika ( ) Nightmare on Elm Street ( ) Sixteen Candles (x) Remember the Titans (x) Coach Carter ( ) The Grudge ( ) The Grudge 2 (x) The Mask ( ) Son Of The Mask Total so far: 36 (x) Bad Boys (x) Bad Boys 2 ( ) Joy Ride ( ) Lucky Number Sleven ( ) Ocean's Eleven ( ) Ocean's Twelve (x) Bourne Identity ( ) Bourne Supremecy ( ) Lone Star ( ) Bedazzled ( ) Predator I ( ) Predator II ( ) The Fog (x) Ice Age (x) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown ( ) Curious George Total so far: 41 (x) Independence Day ( ) Cujo ( ) A Bronx Tale ( ) Darkness Falls ( ) Christine (x) ET ( ) Children of the Corn ( ) My Bosses Daughter ( ) Maid in Manhattan ( ) War of the Worlds (x) Rush Hour (x) Rush Hour 2 Total so far: 46 ( ) Best Bet ( ) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days ( ) She's All That ( ) Calendar Girls ( ) Sideways (x)Mars Attacks ( ) Event Horizon ( ) Ever After (x) Wizard of Oz (x) Forrest Gump ( )Big Trouble in Little China ( ) The Terminator (x) The Terminator 2 (x) The Terminator 3 Total so far: 51 (x) X-Men ( ) X2 (x) X-3 (x) Spider-Man ( ) Spider-Man 2 ( ) Sky High ( ) Jeepers Creepers ( ) Jeepers Creepers 2 (x) Catch Me If You Can (x) The Little Mermaid ( ) Freaky Friday ( ) Reign of Fire ( ) The Skulls ( ) Cruel Intentions ( ) Cruel Intentions 2 ( ) The Hot Chick (x) Shrek (x) Shrek 2 Total so far: 58 ( ) Swimfan ( ) Miracle on 34th street ( ) Old School ( ) The Notebook ( ) K-Pax ( ) Krippendorf's Tribe (x) A Walk to Remember ( ) Ice Castles ( ) Boogeyman (x) The 40-year-old-virgin Total so far: 60 (x) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring (x) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers (x) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King ( ) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark ( ) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom ( ) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Total so far: 63 ( ) Baseketball ( ) Hostel ( ) Waiting for Guffman ( ) House of 1000 Corpses ( ) Devils Rejects (x) Elf ( ) Highlander ( ) Mothman Prophecies ( ) American History X ( ) Three Total so Far: 64 ( ) The Jacket (x) Kung Fu Hustle ( ) Shaolin Soccer ( ) Night Watch (x) Monsters Inc. (x) Titanic ( ) Monty Python and the Holy Grail ( ) Shaun Of the Dead ( ) Willard Total so far: 67 ( ) High Tension ( ) Club Dread (x) Hulk ( ) Dawn Of the Dead ( ) Hook ( ) Chronicle Of Narnia The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe ( ) 28 days later ( ) Orgazmo ( ) Phantasm ( )Waterworld Total so far: 68 ( ) Kill Bill vol 1 ( ) Kill Bill vol 2 (x) Mortal Kombat ( ) Wolf Creek ( ) Kingdom of Heaven ( ) the Hills Have Eyes ( ) I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman ( ) The Last House on the Left ( ) Re-Animator ( ) Army of Darkness Total so far: 69 (x) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace (x) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones (x) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith (x) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope (x) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back (x) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi ( ) Ewoks Caravan Of Courage ( ) Ewoks The Battle For Endor Total so far: 75 (x) The Matrix (x) The Matrix Reloaded (x) The Matrix Revolutions ( ) Animatrix ( ) Evil Dead ( ) Evil Dead 2 (x) Team America: World Police ( ) Red Dragon ( ) Silence of the Lambs ( ) Hannibal Grand Total: 79 whoo i'm not a loser!

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December 19th, 2006

Security: Time: 08:49 pm

have a cool christmas, happy hannukah, rockin ramadan and kickin kwanzaa bitches!! you like how i did that.

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December 11th, 2006

Security: Time: 01:35 am

no one updates!! it angers me.

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November 24th, 2006

Security: Time: 10:44 pm

new LFG icon again. this be my default' merry thankin givin

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new icon

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November 17th, 2006

Security: Subject: wheee Time: 10:29 pm

i havent updatified in mad long. anyhoo, i beat dan in a 20 life extravaganza in SSBM.

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October 20th, 2006

Security: Time: 07:55 pm

totally stealing isaac's thing but, today's Dilbert Blog: Optimist Cures Unhappiness – Wins Some Sort of Prize One of the cool things about being an optimist is that quite often I believe I have come up with an idea that will change the world. This is a wonderful feeling that lasts from the moment I think of the idea until the moment I realize I’m full of shit. That’s why I often keep my best ideas to myself. That way I can savor their splendidness longer, free from the brutality of reason and information. But ultimately I must set each idea free, so that it might take wing for about a minute and a half before someone shoots it like skeet and stomps on it with a manure-scented boot. And so it is with the idea that will follow. Its brilliance has illuminated me from within for a few years. Sometimes I just think about it and it keeps me warm. But now it is time. Prepare your boots. I remember reading the wisdom of some fitness expert who said, “Sometimes you think you’re tired but you’re really thirsty.” The idea is that dehydration makes you feel sluggish. For some reason I had never noticed the correlation. Since then I have confirmed that it’s true. Often I can replenish my energy just by drinking water. The funny part is that somehow I had never noticed this on my own. How could I be so ignorant of my own body? I also used to have a huge problem of getting sleepy in the afternoon. I always assumed it was for the obvious reason – I was tired. I work hard, don’t sleep enough, end of story. But one day I read that carbs make you sleepy. So I started avoiding any serious carbs until dinner time. Result: I almost never get tired in the afternoon. I admit that this seems too easy to be true, especially since I never noticed the correlation until a few years ago. So I test it occasionally just to see if I’m imagining it. Yesterday I couldn’t resist and ate some leftover Indian food with white rice for lunch. By 2 pm I was in a virtual coma. With those two examples as your context, I give you my insight that will change the world (or get crushed by a manure-scented boot): Sometimes you think you’re unhappy, but you’re really tired. On some level you know there’s at least a LITTLE truth to this. It’s easier to be happy when you’re full of energy. And being tired makes you cranky. That’s obvious. But my observation goes further to say that it’s an almost complete correlation. Virtually all unhappiness is caused by a lack of energy. This is opposite the common view that unhappiness is what makes you all listless and droopy. Since I first had this thought I’ve been monitoring my own moods. Sure enough, any time I’m cranky, I’m also feeling low on energy. But if I force myself to work out, hydrate, and eat some protein, my mood always improves. It works every time. Energy = happy. I often hear people say they can’t get out of bed because they are depressed. They’re stuck in a vicious cycle. Staying in bed saps your energy, which makes you feel bad, which makes you stay in bed. So I wonder what would happen to a clinically depressed person if a doctor just gave him speed. I think he’d get happy(er) fast. If my splendid idea has any merit, it means that instead of treating mood problems with Prozac and whatnot, you can just treat the energy level with exercise and diet and coffee. And if that doesn’t work, try speed. Once the energy problem is solved, the mood follows. Disclaimer: If you are unhappy, do not take speed. I am not a doctor. Before you stomp on my splendid idea, ask yourself this: Have you ever been unhappy and full of energy at the same time? Don’t count any time where the unhappiness is triggered by some specific event, such as a break up or getting fired. In those cases you sometimes get lots of energy because you’re also angry. I’m only talking about the generic “crappy mood” sort of sad that doesn’t seem to be caused by anything specific. Have you ever been full of energy when you felt that way? Lastly, I think overweight people get their energy (and therefore happiness) from eating. Food always wakes you up, at least while you eat it. Thin, athletic people get energy (and therefore happiness) from exercise. Stay away from any thin people over the age of 35 who don’t exercise and aren’t taking some sort of drug (nicotine, speed, etc.) Those people are probably very unhappy and don’t know why. It’s only a matter of time before they blame you. now i know why mom is is unhappy all the fucking time and yells at me so much.

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October 16th, 2006

Security: Time: 09:17 pm

you know who i know you're gay? you knoiw what fuschia is and can spell it right, and you ask what kind of blue my room is. i cant wait for halloween a.k.a. dress like a whore if youre a teenage girl day. that is all.

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October 7th, 2006

Security: Time: 08:43 pm

this is an '81 honda! HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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October 1st, 2006

Security: Time: 04:16 pm

last night at dans part we played poker. and i beat isaac, dan, brian, matt, and mike. because i am awesome. so i won 20 bucks. w00t. that is all.

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